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Al Gore locked up in the middle of his speech on how he plans to provide more access to Government services over the web. There was nobody in the room willing to click on the restart button, so the remainder of the speech had to be cancelled until Al can be re-booted.

 

Vice President Gore, illustrates exactly where his hands were on the keyboard when he invented the internet.

 

Gore: "Watch my hands, look into my eyes, you're getting sleepy....Hey guys, this trick is working!"

Staffer: "No Al, they were already falling asleep listening to you speak."

 

Gore prepares to defend himself from pie-toting PETA-person blaming him for inventing the BBQ.

 

Al was ready to catch a basketball thrown to him by Bill Bradley, but he got nervous when Bradley lit the fuse first.

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