Alec Baldwin FReeped!
HenchPAC Exclusive 3-22-2001
Well, Alec Scumbag and his soon-to-be ex-wife, the always frumpy in public Kim Bassinger, their daughter, and it looked like mom, dined at La Finestra in Woodland Hills tonite.
I've seen them there many times, but this was the first in a while, since before impeachment and "Stone Henry Hyde to Death" days.
So I wasn't going to miss a chance to FReep the scumbag.
But....I was at a restaurant that I love to frequent, Mario and Fabrizio are fabulous hosts, and whip up the best Southern Italian Cuisine this side of, well, Italy!
Both Alec and Kim were true to form. Both looked dirty, frumpy, and on drugs. She wore sunglasses and a bandana to cover her bad hair and face night, and he had the greasiest looking hair I've ever seen, along with some major cocaine bags under his eyes. This was at 7:30pm!
Finally, they got up to leave, and had to walk right past us. He was last in line, and as he passed, I looked up, pretended to be surprised, and said "Mr. Baldwin, I thought you were moving to France!?"
No response from the jerk, he must be getting used to being FReeped these days!
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